Saturday, March 30, 2013

Why It's Good To "Hate" Good Friday





A few years back, I was attending the Good Friday service with my little brother-in-law, and at some point in the middle of the service he looked up at me and said; "When will it end?" When I tell this story today, I repeat this line, but I do it a little more dramatically than it was originally stated. Perhaps I do so mainly because the story is funnier that way, but I also do so because, frankly, I know exactly how he feels. For the most part, I hate the stations of the cross. And as for the Friday liturgy, there is a desert dryness in it that only serves to remind me of just how hungry I really am. Stale toast and rumbling tummies, ah, now that's bliss. Indeed, my brother-in-law is only echoing what everyone else in that church is thinking. Sure, there might be a moment or two in which one finds one's self moved by the liturgy (like when the priest in the very beginning lies prostrate on the floor, and there's a deafening silence). But by the time those intercessions kick in, and we find ourselves kneeling and standing over and over again for what seems like an hour and half, that little boy's words become my own; "When will it end?!"

And don't even get me started about those stations of the cross, wherein we tell Jesus "we love him more than we love ourselves" and that "we truly despise our sins" and that "all we want to do is love Him forever". "No", "no I don't", and "no it isn't"! Whenever I find myself saying these words during the St. Alphonsus Liguori stations, I feel like a fraud, a phony, and a loveless shell of a human being. If I were really being honest, my words would probably be more like; "Lord, I love you more than my toothbrush and perhaps even more than my GPS, but not quite as much as every other imaginable thing." And as for the sins I've committed, generally speaking, I feel very little about them one way or the other. Occasionally I may experience a burst of compunction, but that quickly fades back into indifference again. And as for loving Jesus forever, there are perhaps instances where I have genuinely desired that... I think? The point is Good Friday makes me feel like the Walking Dead, A Dark-Seeker, the undead. So does this mean that the prayers of Good Friday are useless, or that the Stations of the Cross are worthless?

To the contrary, the fact that I feel like the Walking Dead on Good Friday (and practically every Friday during Lent), is in a way the actual point of Lent. Lent does not exist to make us feel like we are righteous, it exists to remind us that without God we are a stale flavorless piece of bread; "Remember, from dust you came and to dust you will return." The fact that I "hate" Good Friday is not a sign that I am irredeemable, but rather a sign that I am a perfect candidate for it. If it does not make me want to leap for joy, so be it. I hardly think, in spite of what the "Lord of the Dance" says, that even Jesus felt much like dancing on that day. So if I feel like I'm walking in the desert during the liturgy, all the better for the spirit of the day. The real question is am I accompanying my Lord to the dark abyss known as Golgotha, or am I looking to escape to some Caribbean island where they play steel drums all day? If I feel dry, emotionless, and without consolation, I should not shun this feeling, but recognize that I am participating in only the tiniest portion of that profound God-forsakenness that our Lord faced. To feel nothing, and still accompany our Lord on this journey, is not only not a sin, but rather a far greater act of faith than simply being motivated by tears. The virtues of faith, hope, and charity are best understood not as something sentimental, but as a movement of the will towards God's purpose in spite of our inclination to do otherwise.            

Therefore, the name Good Friday is truly apt in that delightfully paradoxical (Christian) kind of way. There is something remarkably morbid and strange about calling the day that God died "good". And yet... this is the irony which marks every aspect of our Faith. Indeed, our Faith is forever surprising us by redeeming those things that seemed, at least on the surface, most irredeemable (like myself). The truth is I am a zombie, I am the undead, I am a "warm body", but in light of the Good Friday liturgy that comes as good news! Why? All those Stations of the Cross, all of that kneeling and standing, all of that baroness of spirit- is only a stark, but happy, reminder that; a) Jesus died for me; and b) without that awful sacrifice I would never know the joy of the resurrection and instead be condemned to a permanent state of the undead. So rejoice and be glad, it's good to "hate" Good Friday!  

          




Saturday, March 23, 2013

Mary's Prayer: 5 Prayers on the Theology of Mary





When it comes to explaining one's devotion to Mary, or why, for instance, we pray the rosary, Catholics are not always the most articulate of defenders of this particular practice. Perhaps one reason for this lack of eloquence has to do with the fact that Marian devotion comes so naturally to them that they have never really thought about the "why" of it all. And when something becomes second nature to an individual, presumption can be a dangerous thing. For example, a child would probably be left speechless if you were to ask him or her to explain why they love their mother so much. Why? "Because she's "mommy" of course. By the same token, Catholics rarely contemplate Marian devotion because, well, she's our mother, so what else is there to say? Protestants, on the other hand, don't think much about Marian theology because they are taught as children that to do so could lead to some form of idolatry. Their reasoning is that God is God so why waste time on the Mother of Jesus? Hopefully, they would not regard it a waste of time to ask their own biological mother to intercede for them with Jesus. At any rate, Catholics have a most useful and simple resource when it comes to easing concerns about Marian piety. Certainly one can attempt in their own way to help their Protestant brethren to understand where they are coming from when they "pray to Mary", but there is an even easier resource at their disposal: Catholic prayers. Indeed, it is through the different Marian prayers that the Church articulates her relationship with Mary and reveals most succinctly how it is that we can devote special attention to her without simultaneously ignoring God. Below are 5 classic examples of Marian prayers which reveal the true nature and purpose of our devotion to her. The truth is if you want to learn the art of true devotion to God you must learn why Catholics devote so much of their energy to Mary.


The Stabat Mater




For those unfamiliar, the "Stabat Mater" means "the mother stood" and is sung as the priest or deacon processes from one station to the next during the Stations of the Cross; "At the cross her station keeping, stood the mournful mother weeping, close to Jesus to the last". By itself, the notion of a human being "standing" is quite unremarkable, but when put in context, it says everything that needs to be said about a disciple. Indeed, this brings new meaning to the words "stand by your man" or as Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders put it, "I'll stand by you". The fact that Mary stood at all must of required unimaginable courage and strength. But whatever the case, Mary reveals here what it means to be a true devotee of God. She cannot save the world, nor can she carry Jesus' cross for him, but she can remain "close to Him to the last"; she can "suffer with" her Lord, Savior, and Son until the he breathes his last. To stand with Christ at his most godforsaken moments and look upon his wounds with perfect love and adoration is a summary of the Law and the prophets. And of course as Christians this compassion extends to our neighbors as well, for they too represent to us Christ incarnate. "Make me feel as you have felt. Make my soul to glow and melt. With the love of Christ my Lord... Let me mingle tears with thee, mourning him who mourned for me, all the days that I may live." The goal of discipleship consists in acquiring a Marian heart, a heart which not only loved him more than any other human being on the face of the earth, but who also grieved him as one grieves the death of an only Son. Hence, our prayer to Mary is that she allow us to partake in "her pain", not because her pain is valuable in itself, but rather because she is the only human being who has complete knowledge of what it means to love God without reservation. We, like John, accompany her at the cross, and learn the proper disposition and response in the face of so great a love. Jesus can tell us how to love him, but even he cannot do it for us. Thus, when it comes to showing the rest of humanity what it means to love God, who else should we consult but the one who loved him from the very first moment of his conception?


The Hail Mary        



It is utterly amazing how few Christians, both Catholic and Protestant, seem aware that the Hail Mary is a prayer taken straight from Scripture; "Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee. Blessed art though among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus." When Catholics pray this all they are doing is reciting the plain words of Scripture. Granted, these words are taken from two different sections in the Gospel of Luke, but they nevertheless relate to the same thing, namely Mary and her subsequent part in the conception of Jesus. A Protestant might concede that the Hail Mary is primarily a Biblical prayer, and that Scripture does indeed declare that the "all generations should call Mary blessed" (though this part might be accepted more begrudgingly), but what they will likely still complain about is the amount of Hail Marys that a Catholic prays. First of all, it may be just a shortcoming of our humanity, but it is undeniable that when we have certain types of troubles we go straight to mom. Even in modern parlance, especially in football, it has been referred to as a kind of "Hail Mary". But there is a better theological reason for this (though it would seem that the instincts of love have a great deal to say themselves). There is something profoundly logical about the fact that Catholics say so many Hail Marys (incidentally we say quite a few Our Fathers and Glory Bes as well). However, I think the problem is not so much the prayer itself, as with what it begins with. Nevertheless, if one actually pays attention to the logic of the prayer then they will also recognize what it ends with, namely Jesus. This is the point of all Marian prayer and theology in general. We ask Mary to lead us to Jesus, just as the prayer itself "leads to Jesus". In fact, there is a sense in which all things on earth are meant to begin with the world and end with God. Anyhow, the ultimate point of every created thing is that it must find its ultimate meaning in God. What is the purpose of repeating this prayer then? To put it plainly, the Annunciation is the pivot point of History, it is the moment when despair was transformed into hope, when death became life. It is the Headline of History, the only bit of Good News ever to come across the wire (besides the Resurrection) that bears repeating ad nauseam. It is that moment when you hear the words 'I love you' for the first time, or that instant when you see your bride walking up the aisle. It is the moment you find out your going to be a father, or the words "we've found a cure...". Can those moments be repeated enough? Do we not spend a good bit of our lives trying to re-capture them? All Marian prayers are ultimately related to her role as the one who delivers Christ to us. Hence, the "Hail Mary" is fundamentally a prayer of the Incarnation. In a sense we are like spiritual midwives asking/pleading with her to deliver our Lord to us. Perhaps that is the best way to think of Mary as the one who "delivers" Jesus to us in the midst of our earthly "labor" and strife. And so as a consequence of having Jesus delivered to us, we are ultimately delivered from whatever is weighing us down. It is a prayer which is almost priestly, for it petitions Jesus to make himself concretely present to us in a given moment. She is like a priest during the consecration who, by her simple words makes Christ incarnate upon the altar. A similar way to envision the prayer is to put yourself in the shoes of Gabriel, asking this "gifted lady" if she will once again bring to us the Son of God, which she no doubt obliges. In the end the goal of the prayer is not to dwell on the power of Mary, but to dwell on and make present, that very moment which irrevocably changed the course of history.




The second part of the prayer is perhaps more controversial because some of it involves words which are not taken directly from Scripture. Historically speaking, it makes perfect sense that the latter part of the prayer was a later addition and was not part of the initial prayer. For this reason, some may conclude that this "add on" is unbiblical and therefore doesn't belong. Yet if this is our conclusion, then we are missing the whole point about how, and to what end, the Church does theology. Simply put, the Bible did not come with a commentary. The commentary of the Bible is, and has always been, what the authoritative Church has to say about Scriptures. If not for this authoritative voice, we would never really know what the Bible meant in the first place. If this sounds strange, just remember that the Church has done this with just about every major teaching in the deposit of faith; from the Trinity, to original sin, to grace and salvation. Despite what some Protestants suggest, the "plain words of Scripture", are far from plain. Just ask ten different people the meaning of a particular passage, and expect ten different explanations. The point is if it took five hundred years to settle the central doctrine of the Christian faith (viz. the Trinity), then it stands to reason that the work of theology, or interpreting the truths of revelation, is part of a lengthy process that must be worked out with the help of the Holy Spirit. For example, it is not enough to say that God is a Trinity, there must be some subsequent explanation of how that is possible- along with why it is necessary to believe in it at all. Hence, the Church gave us the Creed. In the same way, from the beginning of the Church, Mary was recognized as having a special role in the life of the Church because of her intimate role in the Incarnation. As a consequence, the Church asked, just as Mary did, what the significance of the angel's greeting to her meant, and what it implied about her part in the economy of salvation. Far from jettisoning the role of the Virgin Mary postpartum, the Church concluded that based on the teachings of the Apostles, Mary would remain forever that "Woman" whose vocation it was to help "deliver us" by virtue of the Son she herself delivered. Her "yes" to God is simultaneously a "yes" to humanity. Therefore, the second part of the Hail Mary might be considered something of a logical and theological explanation of that original Scriptural event. No doubt, it is a recollection of the angel's announcement to her, but even more importantly, it is a plea for Mary to impart to us her immaculate "yes", so that we might receive the fruit of her womb "now", and especially "at the hour of our death".


The Angelus



Certainly Protestants are wrong for trying to minimize Mary's role in salvation, but some Catholics are equally wrong for trying to understand Mary's role in a much too clinical manner. The reason Mary can't simply be "kept in her place" (very misogynistic, no?), or kept out of the way, is for the same reason a mother can't just be ignored in the life of her son, or a bride cannot be disregarded in favor of the groom. They are a package deal. The Lord has united his flesh with another, thus you can no more dispose of her role than a body can be disposed of in favor of the head. That's why Mary is always "hangin' round" Jesus, because he wants her there. If these analogies seem shocking, just remember, they come right from Scripture. Moreover, if we are shocked about the significance of Mary's role, we should also be terrified of our own as well. Why? Because Mary represents a foreshadowing of the type of intimacy/communion that Christ longs to share with every member of the Body of Christ. The Angelus, for its part highlights this heavenly ambition. Yes, it alludes first to Mary's unique relationship with Jesus, but it also implies that we all share in this Marian vocation. One of the primary reasons Catholics invoke Mary is so that we too might become an immaculate version of ourselves. In other words, just as a mother teaches her child, not merely to remain a child, but to one day become a father or mother in their own right, so this prayer implies that we ourselves are to strive to speak with a Marian voice. In the Angelus, Mary's words become our own, and God's words to Mary become God's words to us; "And the angel of the Lord declared unto Mary... And she conceived of the Holy Spirit". God always takes the first initiative. Then comes our/Mary's response; "Behold the handmaid of the Lord... Be it done unto me according to thy word." And finally when we consent to embrace the will of God in our lives, he returns the favor by permitting us to truly "conceive" God in our lives, "And the Word was made flesh". By time the final part of the prayer rolls around, Mary is not mentioned at all, as if we have, spiritually speaking, taken on her identity; "Pour forth we beseech thee O'Lord thy grace into our hearts, that we to whom the Incarnation of Christ thy Son was made known by the message of an angel, may by his passion and cross be brought to the glory of his resurrection. Through the same Christ our Lord, Amen." Thus, it is we to whom the angel has come, and so we pray that what he has begun in us, he will complete by bringing us bodily to himself as he has already done (and appropriately so) for his mother.


The Magnificat




Complaining that Mary serves as an obstacle to authentic worship of Jesus is a bit like saying that a womb is an obstacle to the conception of a child. No one who strives for holiness themselves would ever complain that a truly righteous man obscures the glory of God. Rather, if they have any brains in their head at all, they will thank that individual for making the Gospel of God more clear and intelligible to them. They are a spotlight and a beacon which illuminates the truth of God, not some kind of lunar eclipse. In the same way, Mary is a magnifier of God. Whereas the sinner makes God microscopic, if not invisible, by his deeds, Mary by her praise and her witness, makes God so present in fact that you must in essence pluck out your own eyes in order to miss him. And even then, because of her witness, you still just might find yourself tripping over him. Another Marian prayer taken directly from the Scriptures, these words are subsequent to Elizabeth's remarkable greeting to her; "Who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me... blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb..." How does Mary respond? She responds with unmitigated praise for the God "who has done great things for me". Mary has won the divine lottery, and so like a Biblical Cinderella she can do naught but express full-throated gratitude; "My soul magnifies the Lord, my spirit rejoices in God my savior! For he has looked with favor on his lowly servant. From this day all generations will call me blessed..." She says this not as a boast, but rather in disbelief at the inevitable consequence of bearing God into the world. Here is a nobody, a Jewish handmaiden whose destiny prior was so insignificant that to even declare it so would be sheer redundancy. From a flake of ash in the dust bin of history, to the queen of heaven who is enthroned above the angels- it is a story that frankly makes the Brothers Grimm version seem almost mundane and cynical by comparison. By saying this prayer we at once acknowledge the Biblical fact that Mary had a special part in the economy of salvation and that she is truly set apart and/or "blessed among all women". We also say it because they should be our words as well. Though the words "the Almighty has done great things for me" apply first to Mary, they apply as well to us as well by implication. And as we learn to form our own "yes" to God with our lips, we too participate in this exuberant celebration, this dance of joy which once saw David leaping before the Ark of God.


The Confiteor



This is not technically a Marian prayer, but it does have elements which help to articulate in a simple fashion that Catholics do not believe that Mary is divine, though we do believe that she deserves her own category of respect. Catholics explain this with three Latin words; "Latria", Dulia, and Hyperdulia. Latria means "worship", which, according to Catholic teaching, is due God alone. Dulia is translated to mean "veneration", a sort of special respect afforded those who have successfully "finished the race". And lastly "hyperdulia", which is a special veneration afforded to the lady who with God helped to re-open the gate of heaven for us. The prayer itself is penitential and meant to be a kind of antidote to Adam and Eve's denial in the garden, wherein they failed to take responsibility for their failings, and instead blamed someone or something else. Through this prayer we take full responsibility for the only thing that we control, namely ourselves, and we admit that the sins our own fault, and not to be attributed to anyone else. The second half of the prayer is a call for mercy, and in particular a plea for help from all of our baptized brothers and sisters, as well as the angels; "And I ask you blessed Mary, ever Virgin, all the angels and saints, and you my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God." Yes there is a pecking order of importance in this prayer, but notice with what solidarity we ask Mary, angels, saints, brothers and sisters, not to "have mercy on us", but rather "to pray for us". It's a family thing, and what a great joy it is to know that I have a people on my side in high (and low) places. If this can be recognized, who in truth can feel alone? Incidentally, is it even possible to commit the sin of idolatry when one is asking for prayers from another? Indeed, were I to ask a golden calf to pray to God for me, I doubt even that could be considered idol worship. Sure it might be ignorant (but let's face it- we are all ignorant in divine matters), but what it can't be by its very definition is an attempt to bypass God in order make manifest my own will.
           

            





Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Walking Dead and the Difference Between Racism and Stupidity






Leave it to satire to point out something that the rest of society is generally too timid to admit. One of the great mistakes that we tend to make today is to sanctify people simply because they are the potential victims of mistreatment. They could be the worst human being on the face of the earth, but as long as they fit into a certain category which our society deems sympathetic, they will be treated as if they are handicapped. The problem is not that we want to protect people from indignity (which is of course a good thing), the problem is that we want to canonize individuals regardless of their behavior. In any event, to regard another individual as capable of great virtue (or vice) is not an indignity, it is rather the greatest of compliments. No one calls a dog a sinner, but a man can and should certainly be reproached if he behaves beneath his God-given dignity. Sadly, the cult of victimization is so rampant today that the distinction between justice and injustice has become utterly blurred. Making broad generalizations about a particular group of people may make them short-sided and narrow-minded, but that doesn't necessarily make what they are saying racist. It may even make them a jerk and a troglodyte, but it doesn't mean that they are necessarily hate-filled. True racism consists in the belief that an individual or a group of individuals is intrinsically unworthy of equal treatment under the law. Pointing out common behavioral differences is not racist unless the goal is to reduce the individual to nothing more than a negative stereotype. Pointing out statistics that are unflattering to a particular group is not bigoted unless the goal of pointing them out is solely to denigrate a group of people as if they were capable of nothing more. This particular SNL sketch very cleverly exposes this false notion of racial sensitivity and compassion, pointing out that while you may be busy worrying about how to avoid being a bigot, someone may very well be losing their life on account of the fact that you were more concerned with offending someone than saving someone.



Saturday Night Live - The Walking Dead - Video - NBC.com

www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/...walking-de...

                





Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Best/Worst Music Video From the 1980s


I thought the video for Journey's Separate Ways was the best/worst video of all time. I stand corrected. I think Falco should have been content with "Rock Me Amadeus."



Friday, March 1, 2013

The Twilight Zone, Pamela Anderson, and Objective Beauty





For my money the Twilight Zone is the best show ever to appear on television. Even fifty years after the series concluded the Twilight Zone is still relevant enough to be parodied by Saturday Night Live. This is quite an accomplishment, especially considering just how quickly TV shows pass in and out of our collective consciousness. To my knowledge SNL has done at least two parodies based on Twilight Zone episodes; one involving William Shatner's harrowing flight at "20,000 feet", and another involving a woman who apparently endured repeated attempts by doctors to fix her "hideously disfigured face".

Called "Eye of the Beholder", the ultimate message of this particular vignette is that, as the title implies, beauty is determined by the ones who set the standard. Thus, what is ugly to one may be beautiful to another, and vice versa. The implication is that there is nothing that is objectively beautiful. Beauty consists essentially in a set of arbitrary standards dictated by a society which is obsessed with conformity and uniformity.

Visually this episode is stunning, and while there is much positive to say about its overall message, I have to quibble a little bit (as much as it pains me) with its general implication. Though it is true that there are different kinds of beauty, it nevertheless does not follow that physical beauty is purely a figment of our imagination. Ironically, it is SNL in the following video which rather eloquently points this out. No doubt there are dictatorships out there which do/have compelled people to embrace what would otherwise strike them as vile. However, none of this disproves the existence of objective beauty. The dictator has not changed what is beautiful, rather he has compelled his people to call something beautiful which they otherwise would not. Why does he do this? Because if he cannot convince them to believe that black is white, up is down, and ugly is beautiful, then how else will he convince them that his brutal behavior is commendable. If you have never seen the episode, I highly recommend that you watch it first. But even if you have never seen it, the sketch is still pretty amusing anyway. Enjoy.
                   


Norm MacDonald Twilight Zone - YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxdkqt-HHs